Jacob: You know those things will kill you, right?
Iliphar, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Sybil, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Marisa: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Sybil: *tapping fingers on table*
Iliphar: *taps fingers back furiously*
Jacob: …What’s going on?
Marisa: Morse code. They’re talking.
Sybil: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Iliphar: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Jacob: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Iliphar: Throw rocks at he.
Sybil: Hot Dogs.
Marisa: Kill him.
Jacob: Thanks guys.
Iliphar: Didn't you die?!
Jacob: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
Marisa: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Sybil: Where did you get that?
Marisa: My pocket.
Sybil: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Marisa: Skills.
Jacob, talking about Iliphar: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Iliphar: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Jacob: Dude- Its satire!
Iliphar: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
Jacob, talking to Iliphar on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Iliphar: You bet!
Jacob: At what temperature?
Iliphar: 535.
Jacob: That's the clock.
Iliphar:
Jacob
Iliphar: 536.
Marisa: What's your greatest fear?
Sybil: Being forgotten.
Marisa: ...
Marisa: Damn, that's deep.
Marisa: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
Iliphar: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Jacob: You always act stupid.
Jacob:
Jacob: Wait...
Jacob: Dammit, Iliphar!
Iliphar: What?! It wasn’t me!
Jacob: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sybil!
Sybil: Not me either.
Jacob: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Marisa: *whistles*
Marisa: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Sybil: Only if you also don't ask why
Sybil: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Marisa:
Sybil:
Marisa: This one is fine
Jacob: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Jacob: *Screams*
Iliphar: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Sybil: Should we do something?
Marisa: No, I want to see who wins.
Jacob: I think we're missing something.
Iliphar: Teamwork?
Sybil: Cohesion?
Marisa: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Sybil: Marisa what do you have?
Marisa: A KNIFE!
Sybil: NO!
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